{"product_id":"unisex-garment-dyed-t-shirt-2","title":"TAXES ARE FOR THE MIDDLE CLASS","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eClothing for those who already have it all. This isn't your cheap mall poly-blend. This is a pure, premium streetwear staple that holds its shape perfectly and asserts your status without trying too hard. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePick your vibe:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e⬛ \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"2\"\u003eMidnight Black:\u003c\/b\u003e The absolute stealth flex. A dark classic that makes our raw white text scream from a distance. \u003cbr\u003e⬜ \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"116\"\u003eTrust Fund White:\u003c\/b\u003e Clean and confident. The perfect base for days when you want your shirt to speak the truth before you even open your mouth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSpecs:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e 100% premium cotton (5.3 oz\/yd² \/ 180 g\/m²). It’s not thin, it’s not see-through, and it feels expensive to the touch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFit:\u003c\/b\u003e Classic relaxed fit. A comfortable streetwear vibe with a timeless crew neckline that won’t stretch out after one wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eNo annoying tags:\u003c\/b\u003e Features a tear-away label, so you won't have any scratchy nonsense on your neck. Pure comfort.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eStatus:\u003c\/b\u003e Ethically grown US cotton, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified (because even our flex has standards).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eInstructions for the Maid (Care):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003eMachine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003eTumble dry: low heat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003eDo not iron. 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