SELF-MADE (THANKS DAD)

Clothing for those who already have it all. This isn't your cheap mall poly-blend. This is a pure, premium streetwear staple that holds its shape perfectly and asserts your status without trying too hard.

Pick your vibe:

⬛ Midnight Black: The absolute stealth flex. A dark classic that makes our raw white text scream from a distance.
⬜ Trust Fund White: Clean and confident. The perfect base for days when you want your shirt to speak the truth before you even open your mouth.

Specs:

• Material: 100% premium cotton (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²). It’s not thin, it’s not see-through, and it feels expensive to the touch.

• Fit: Classic relaxed fit. A comfortable streetwear vibe with a timeless crew neckline that won’t stretch out after one wear.

• No annoying tags: Features a tear-away label, so you won't have any scratchy nonsense on your neck. Pure comfort.

• Status: Ethically grown US cotton, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified (because even our flex has standards).

Instructions for the Maid (Care):

• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F).

• Tumble dry: low heat.

• Do not iron. Do not dryclean.

• (Or just let her wash it, and if she ruins it, use Daddy's card to buy a new one).